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The Hump of the Week.

Meet Scott (I’m Not Gay, I’m Just) Lively, the pastor of Abiding Truth Ministries which he runs from his home.  Someday he hopes he will have a real church just like a real preacher.   Scott says he is the one who should be credited for the law passed in Russia against gays. Scott has praised Russian President Putin-on-a-Show as “the defender of Christian civilization.”  I’ve heard Putin called a lot of things, but not that.

I do believe Scotty spends a lot time on his knees but I don’t believe he is praying. I predict ole Scotty will be next in the news for being caught with a male hooker.   We should start a pool to see when this happens and give the money to Scott so he can move to Russia.

He also said, “Come what may, I will continue to advocate for the Biblical view of family until my final breath.”  Most of the anti-gay stuff in the bible comes from the Book of Leviticus which was written by Moses.  You remember Moses, the world’s worst tour guide.  He spent 40 years wondering around a desert you can actually walk across in three weeks.  So here it is two thousand years later and because Moses bought a faulty map from a gay guy we’re suppose to hate gays.

I have the feeling ole Scotty probably spends a lot of his evenings listening to Cher records and doing a little self-massage as he stares at pictures of a shirtless Putin

A town dating back more than 2,000 years has been discovered on the northwest coast of the Sea of Galilee, in Israel's Ginosar valley.  Archaeologists think it may be the town Jesus sailed to after feeding four thousand people bread and fish as described in the Gospel of Mark.  The remains of a boat with the name SS Messiah was found along with a large receipt from Red Lobster.

In a recent survey which asked people what their favorite age was, most Republicans said “The Dark Ages.” Makes sense to me, after all the Dark Ages are known for being an era of intellectual darkness, cultural and economic deterioration.  It was basically an era of ignorance, superstition and social repression. 



Stay tuned for future adventures.