Sleazy, Snakey and Stupid

SLEAZE

The Texas 3rd Court of Appeals has overturned former House speaker Tom (All Around Asshole)  DeLay’s conviction on money laundering by a 2 to 1 ruling. There were 2 Republicans and 1 Democrat on the panel. A jury of 12 folks listened to 40 witnesses and found little Tommy guilty as charged, while these three bone heads read a few notes and decided that the Sugarland Slug was innocent.   Makes me wonder if the two Republicans didn’t read a few C-notes? 

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Governor Rick (All Hair, No Integrity) Perry is on the road again on the taxpayer’s dime touting what a fabulous job he has done as Governor of Texas for the past fifty years. Yes I know, but it seems that long. Governor Good Hair had the audacity to visit a gun manufacture 48 hours after the mass shooting at the Navy shipyard to entice them to bring their guns to the Lone Star state. 

I wonder if Snake oil Rick is going to tell them that Texas is number one in most people without health insurance, number one in least amount of graduates from high school, number one in releasing the most carbon dioxide and hazardous waste and have one of the highest proportions of poverty in the country.

In all fairness, I have to tell you that Ricky had plenty of help in this.  Texas is also dead last in voting attendance which is the primary reason Rick the Dick  and his creepy Republican cronies has been able to stay in office so long. 

Slick Rick’s motto is “ask not what Texas can do for you; ask what you can do for me.”
Ole Ricky has gone from a dirt farmer to a millionaire.

Then we have the JUST PLAIN STUPID.   Congressmoron Louie (I’m Too Stupid to be a Crook) Gohmert  went on the TV and made one of most idiotic statements of all time about the mass shooting at the Navy yard.  He said there was no reason to talk gun control because that would be like saying obesity happens because there were too many spoons.  By the way Louie didn’t say a word about the victims of the shootings. He was way more worried someone might want to take his precious penis…er I mean his gun away from him.  



Stay tuned for future adventures.