It's Hump Day

The hump of the week and possibly of all time is Donald (I Just Start Wars, I Don't Finish Them) Dumsfield.  Ole Donnie, master planner of the “Aw shucks, did we fuck up” war on Iraq, went on the TV to slam President Obama for not charging over to Syria and starting a war.  He said, "You have to have a vision, you have to know what you're going to do.” What a dumbass, Helen Keller had more vision than this jerk.

All the humps out there who continue to post sayings on Facebook and everywhere else about putting prayer back in school. Kids are praying all day long. “God please help me pass this test. Please make that red headed girl like me. Please don’t have the teacher ask me a question.”   Every kid in every class room in every school in America can sit and pray all day long.  They just can’t do it over the loudspeaker.

Dennis (My Only Friend is a Cruel, Evil Dictator) Rodman is back in North Korea visiting his buddy Kim Jon Un. I think you could call them asshole buddies since they both qualify. Dennis might watch his back though, last week the news reported Kim Jon Un had his ex-girl friend executed. Dennis may wish he had gone to North Dakota instead.

Tim (God’s Number One Draft Pick)Tebow has been cut by the New England Patriots. Little Timmy’s professional football career has turned out to be about as long as his passing game. 

Ted (Lance Armstrong is My Mentor) Cruz’s new TV ad slamming Obamacare has received the Pinocchio award from the Washington Post’s fact checker. 



Stay tuned for future adventures.