Thursday, November 24, 2016

Turkey Day




Hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving Day.

 Of course the biggest turkey in the land is still getting the most press. 

Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump called the heads of the news networks into his office to tell them that they were all liars. He said that he is not a racist and that he has always been a bigly supporter of Black Friday.

Trumpy Poo did give the fine folks of South Carolina a big gift. He nominated South Carolina Governor Nikki (Nikki Hokey) Haley to be Ambassador to the United Nations so they won’t have to put up with her bullshit any longer.

I saw a survey where the majority of Americans are optimistic about Trump being President.  I am pretty sure it was taken by the same folks who had Hillary winning the Presidency and we all saw how accurate they were.

Speaking of majorities, the latest vote count has Hillary with more than two million votes than The Don. Kinda makes you stop and think about, “Your vote counts.”






Stay tuned for future adventures.

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Tuesday Tidbits





Sarah (Full-Time Moron,Half-Ass Governor) Palin and Donald (Full-Time Con Artist, Part-Time President) Trump are more alike than I thought.  Ole Trumpy Poo's has decided that he doesn't really have time to be President so he is not even going to move into the White House. It’s obvious that The Don is way more interested in his business dealings than running the country.  I am pretty sure his next failed business will be America.


Since I have weaned myself off of Facebook, I haven’t seen any stories of stupid people doing really stupid things, but I did witness a really stupid person right here in good ole East Texas.  I had decided to have some fish from Long John Silvers the other day and was in line behind what I took to be a local preacher. I am assuming he was a preacher because all he could talk about to anyone around him was about the Lord. He asked the man behind the counter if he was going to have to work on Thanksgiving and the man said no.  The preacher then said, “Isn’t God wonderful.”  I had no idea God owned Long John Silvers restaurants.



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Thursday, November 17, 2016

Back In The Saddle




 Now that I have gotten my breath back from being sucker punched by the mentally challenged Trump supporters imbeciles, I am feeling a little better about things. I think the main thing that has helped me regain my sanity is to remember that we have elected some really bad Presidents through out our short history.  The truth is we have elected more bad and really mediocre Presidents than good ones and we will live through this latest fiasco.

For months I kept reading articles by people who supposedly knew what was going on. They all said the same thing; that Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump was going to bring the Republican Party to it’s knees and then he wins and the Republicans stay in power.  Well now that I have given it some serious thought, I think that is exactly what’s going to happen.

My thought are that if Trumpy Poo had lost, he would just be an asterisk on a long terrible campaign, but now that he has won, he will be able to decimate the Republicans. Now he is all theirs and I’m pretty sure he is going to be a really lousy President and there is nothing they can do about it.

 Little Donnie’s first order of business was to throw Christie under the bridge which immediately turned the transition into a train wreck. Dr. Ben (Brainless Surgon) Carson had a moment of clarity and turned down a cabinet post.  Rumor has it that former Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Integrity) Perry is being considered for Energy Secretary. When asked about it, Ricky Poo said he was surprised at being considered for the secretary position since he could barely type.

Here is the main lesson I have learned from this election.



In the mean time I am going to see if I can leave politics alone and write about things that I can really make fun of and laugh about.   Religion and preachers.    






Stay tuned for future adventures.

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

It's Finally Over



Sadly I underestimated the number of complete morons who live in this country.




 I’m taking some time away from the computer.






Stay tuned for future adventures.


Tuesday, October 25, 2016

I'm Just Sayin'





As we are now into the actual voting process, just a few final words about those folks who will be casting a vote for Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump.


stu·pid
ˈst(y)o͞opəd/
adjective
adjective: stupid; comparative adjective: stupider; superlative adjective: stupidest
  1. 1.
lacking intelligence or common sense.
"I was stupid enough to think she was perfect"
synonyms:



ig·no·rant
ˈiɡnərənt/
adjective
adjective: ignorant
  1. lacking knowledge or awareness in general; uneducated or unsophisticated.
"he was told constantly that he was ignorant and stupid"
synonyms:
"the plight of these ignorant children should be an international concern"
antonyms:




o              lacking knowledge, information, or awareness about something in particular.
"they were ignorant of astronomy"
synonyms:
without knowledge of, unaware of, unconscious of, oblivious to, incognizant of, unfamiliar with, unacquainted with, uninformed about, ill-informed about, unenlightened about, unconversant with, inexperienced in/with, naive about, green about;





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Thursday, October 20, 2016

A Few Bubbles From My Soapbox







Last night’s Presidential debate spat can be condensed down to, “Did not. Did too”  When Trumpy Poo was asked if he would concede the election if Hillary won, he said he would have to get back to everyone after he learned what the word concede means.

I understand that Faux News blowhard Bully O’really is planning a new book in his “Killing” series that he didn’t write. Killing Reagan, Killing Lincoln etc.  He said it is going to be about Trump. It will be called “Killing the Republican Party.” 


Number one pimp for Trump, Sean (All Mouth, No Brains) Hannity thinks that the Republicans should replace Paul (Lying) Ryan with Louie (I Really Am As Dumb As I Look) Gohmert, who is known as the dumbest man in Congress, as Loudmouth of the House.  Hey I’m all for that. We would be down to a one party system in no time.



Gosh it looks like Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump and Roger (Check Out My Casting Couch) Ailes are no longer asshole buddies.  Now they are just two assholes who don’t like each other.





Oh no, I think the dreaded “R” bandit is loose again.





Stay tuned for future adventures.



Saturday, October 15, 2016

Some Of This And A Whole Lot Of That





It seems the Republicans are convinced that Hillary is a corrupt murderous politician.  Yet after years of investigations and millions of dollars spent trying to prove that, she has never been charged with anything.  Nothing.  Zip.  
So she is either one the smartest, most brilliant politician on the planet or the Republicans are some of the dumbest.  Either way the Republicans lose. 


Bill (I’m With Her) Clinton riled up the Trump supporters imbeciles with he said this, “Look man, the other guy’s base is what I grew up in,” You know, I’m basically your standard redneck.”  Big deal he called them rednecks.  He could have called them the stupid, ignorant, boneheaded, unintelligent, empty-headed, lame brained, slow, dopey, witless, moronic, dense, crass, tactless, blockheaded, simple-minded, childish, absurd, unreasonable, irrational, ill-advised, homophobic, misogynistic, racist assholes that they are.

Some of the biggest names in the “pimping for Jesus” business are now pimping for Trump. Jerry (Daddy Was A Buffoon, I’m Just An Asshole.) Farwell Jr. President of Liberty University,  Tony (Faux Christian, Real Hypocrite) Perkins head of the Family Research Council,  Pat ( I Have God On Speed Dial) Robertson of the 700 Club and Ralph ( I’m So Righteous I Walk In Circles) Reed of the Christian Coalition to name a few.  I think you can lump everyone of these creeps under one title. “Hypocrites R us”

One little piece of sanity in all of this is the statement the students of Liberty University made public this past week. It said, “Because our president has led the world to believe that Liberty University supports Donald Trump, we students must take it upon ourselves to make clear that Donald Trump is absolutely opposed to what we believe, and does not have our support,”  Looks like the students have figured out Farwell Jr. really is an asshole.

Trumpy Poo did do something good this week.. He told supporters imbeciles at a rally in Florida this week to get out in vote on November 28th.  Seeing how these boneheads believe everything The Don says, I’m pretty sure they went home and marked it on their Guns & Ammo calendars.

Stay tuned for future adventures.