Thursday, November 24, 2016

Turkey Day




Hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving Day.

 Of course the biggest turkey in the land is still getting the most press. 

Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump called the heads of the news networks into his office to tell them that they were all liars. He said that he is not a racist and that he has always been a bigly supporter of Black Friday.

Trumpy Poo did give the fine folks of South Carolina a big gift. He nominated South Carolina Governor Nikki (Nikki Hokey) Haley to be Ambassador to the United Nations so they won’t have to put up with her bullshit any longer.

I saw a survey where the majority of Americans are optimistic about Trump being President.  I am pretty sure it was taken by the same folks who had Hillary winning the Presidency and we all saw how accurate they were.

Speaking of majorities, the latest vote count has Hillary with more than two million votes than The Don. Kinda makes you stop and think about, “Your vote counts.”






Stay tuned for future adventures.

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Tuesday Tidbits





Sarah (Full-Time Moron,Half-Ass Governor) Palin and Donald (Full-Time Con Artist, Part-Time President) Trump are more alike than I thought.  Ole Trumpy Poo's has decided that he doesn't really have time to be President so he is not even going to move into the White House. It’s obvious that The Don is way more interested in his business dealings than running the country.  I am pretty sure his next failed business will be America.


Since I have weaned myself off of Facebook, I haven’t seen any stories of stupid people doing really stupid things, but I did witness a really stupid person right here in good ole East Texas.  I had decided to have some fish from Long John Silvers the other day and was in line behind what I took to be a local preacher. I am assuming he was a preacher because all he could talk about to anyone around him was about the Lord. He asked the man behind the counter if he was going to have to work on Thanksgiving and the man said no.  The preacher then said, “Isn’t God wonderful.”  I had no idea God owned Long John Silvers restaurants.



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Thursday, November 17, 2016

Back In The Saddle




 Now that I have gotten my breath back from being sucker punched by the mentally challenged Trump supporters imbeciles, I am feeling a little better about things. I think the main thing that has helped me regain my sanity is to remember that we have elected some really bad Presidents through out our short history.  The truth is we have elected more bad and really mediocre Presidents than good ones and we will live through this latest fiasco.

For months I kept reading articles by people who supposedly knew what was going on. They all said the same thing; that Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump was going to bring the Republican Party to it’s knees and then he wins and the Republicans stay in power.  Well now that I have given it some serious thought, I think that is exactly what’s going to happen.

My thought are that if Trumpy Poo had lost, he would just be an asterisk on a long terrible campaign, but now that he has won, he will be able to decimate the Republicans. Now he is all theirs and I’m pretty sure he is going to be a really lousy President and there is nothing they can do about it.

 Little Donnie’s first order of business was to throw Christie under the bridge which immediately turned the transition into a train wreck. Dr. Ben (Brainless Surgon) Carson had a moment of clarity and turned down a cabinet post.  Rumor has it that former Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Integrity) Perry is being considered for Energy Secretary. When asked about it, Ricky Poo said he was surprised at being considered for the secretary position since he could barely type.

Here is the main lesson I have learned from this election.



In the mean time I am going to see if I can leave politics alone and write about things that I can really make fun of and laugh about.   Religion and preachers.    






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Wednesday, November 9, 2016

It's Finally Over



Sadly I underestimated the number of complete morons who live in this country.




 I’m taking some time away from the computer.






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