New
documents and pictures coming out of the Jeffery (I’m Really Hung Now) Epstein's
investigation are showing that Prince Andrew, who has the nickname Randy Andy,
may not have been a frog before becoming a Prince, but a horny toad.
Speaking of
Deader Than Elvis Epstein, word is the two guards who were to have been
watching him took a little nap. They said the last time they checked on him, he
was just hanging around his cell.
I wrote back
in 2016 that Donald (It’s All Daddy’s Money) Trump was a terrible
businessman who had filed Chapter 11 bankruptcy six times. I predicted that his next bankruptcy would be
America and I believe we are almost there. The experts say they are worried
about a recession because of “inverted yield curve.” I believe that is code for
a President with his head up his ass.
It seems we
keep repeating history over and over again. Daddy Bush wrecked the economy and
Clinton came along and saved it. Not only saved it, but balanced the budget and
left “Dubbya Bush a surplus. Dubbya not only went thru the surplus but wrecked
the economy again. Then Obama came along and brought us out of the recession
and left Trump with a solid economy which Trump and his incompetent administration
are in the process of ruining with tariffs and total ignorance of how the world
works.
Iowa Congressmoron
Steve (Just Plain Stupid) King defended his reasons for not
allowing exceptions for abortions in cases of rape or incest by asking if there
would be any population if not for rape and incest. Being the good Christian I’m
assuming he was guided by the Bible story of Cain killing his brother Able so
he could have his wife. Wait…What? Where
did Able’s wife come from? Only two answers, incest or it was the world’s first
mail-order bride service.
Trump asked Israeli
Prime Minister Benni (I’m A Nut Job) Netanyahu, who by the way is
under almost as many investigations as Trump, to bar Congresswomen Omar
and Tlaib from coming into Israel. And
being the stooge that he is, he said yes. Wait, I thought Trumpoo wanted them to
leave America. I guess that was last week.
Stay tuned
for future adventures.
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