Iowa Senator Joni (I’m Not Very) Ernst is calling
for the repeal of Obamacare, abolishing the Department of Education and slashing
food stamps. She says the church can take of those things. In other words, pray that you don’t get sick,
pray that you have no need for reading, writing and arithmetic and pray that
you will always have something to eat.
Donald (KKK) Trump is wanting to change the rule for immigrants coming
into this country. He says they need to have money, a good credit score and health
insurance. Evidently there will have to be some changes made to the Statue of Liberty:
It seems that some evangelicals are
upset at Trump. They haven’t been upset about him saying, “grab em by the pussy”
or locking kids up in cages, but they are mad that at his rally in West
Virginia he used the lord’s name in vain. I’m not sure if he said, “goddamn” or if he
spoke Lord Voldemort’s name out loud. (for
those of you not familiar with Harry Potter, you are excused)
The F.B.I.
is in the process of raiding Jeffery (I’m Really Hung Now) Epstein’s
island in the Caribbean. I’m hoping they bring back the statue that is in front
of his house.
Faux News schlock
reporter Geraldo (My Brain Is As Empty As Capone’s Vault) Rivera
said a few weeks ago that he believes Trump is a racist. Geraldo was evidently
stricken with amnesia as he attended a big fund raiser for Trump over the weekend.
Stay tuned
for future adventures.
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