The Day After Hump Day

Biggest hump of the decade, Donald (Little DICK-Tator)Trump flew into EL Paso yesterday without an apology or a check for $569,204.63 for what he owes them from his February rally.  Ole Donnie is a real triple threat kind of guy. Deadbeat racist asshole.

Trump had his Texas lap dog Ted (I Don’t Have A Clue) Cruz with him as they went to the hospital. All eight of the victims from the mass shooting still being treated at the hospital refused to meet with either one of them. I think they had enough pain for one day.

Vice President Mike (If You Are White, You’re Alright) Pence said this the other day, “People need to spend more time on their knees than on the internet.” I am pretty sure Little Mikey spends a lot of time on his knees behind Trump…and in front of him too .come to think of it.

Fox Blabber Mouth Sean (I Just Make This Shit Up) Hannity says he would like to see the perimeter of every school in America secured by retired police and secure every mall in the country.  Let’s see, there are 98,817 public schools in America and approximately 47,000 shopping centers in the country. There is only one way to comment on this.  Sean is a complete moron and so is everyone in his audience.

Sean’s partner-in-lies on Faux News, Tucker (Plenty Of Money, No Integrity) Carlson says “white supremacy” is a hoax.  Evidently Torpid Tucker’s high dollar boarding school didn’t have American History in their curriculum. So far the only person to agree with Clueless Carson is David (I Maybe White, But I’m Not Too Bright) Duke, former Grand Dragon of the KKK.

Little rich white boy Tucker who is an heir to Swanson Frozen Food fortune and worth 20 million also had this to say, “This is a country where the average person is getting poorer and the suicide rate is spiking.” Wait…What happened to the economy is great?  I thought Trump was making America great again. 

And surprise, Tucker suddenly decided he needed to take a little time off and announced he was going on vacation. Could it be a Bill (Bully Boy) O’Reilly vacation? One you don’t come back from.

Stay tuned for future adventures.