It's Monday All Over Again

Donald (KKK) Trump weighed in on the mass shootings by dragging the old tired worn out mental health issues into it so the word “gun” is never uttered. Okay, let’s take everyone in the country who owns a gun and put them away in a mental hospital. Problem solved.   

Texas Lt. Governor Dan (Not Only Do I Look Stupid, I Am Stupid) Patrick blamed the mass shootings over the weekend on letting kids play video games. Yeah let’s talk about anything except common sense gun measures. Evidently with Double Dumb Dan, stupidity is a progressive disease.

Texas Senator John (Trump Stooge) Cornyn said he had no idea why the shooter did what he did and went on to say “it could have been homelessness.”  WHAT? This reminds me of the Mark Twain quote. “It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”

Former Senator Rick (I Need To Be In A) Santorum went on CNN and said the solution to mass shootings was for more people to have guns. My answer to Rick is that he needs to have more brains.  

Kentucky Senator Mitch (Ruskie) McConnell is up for reelection in 2020 and his approval ratings are at a dismal 23%.  Taking a look at Kentucky you can see why. Here are Kentucky’s rankings.

Health care….44

Education…….38

Economy……..39

Moscow Mitch’s new campaign motto is “Mitch McConnell, Kentucky 2020, At Least We’re Not Dead Last.

I understand Moscow Mitch fell and broke a shoulder over the weekend. Maybe a little too much vodka?

Stay tuned for future adventures