Flaky Friday

Well so far today, the girl at Dollar General, the man at the Shell station and the cashier at the grocery store.  What happened to “have a nice day?" 

Donald (KKK) Trump sent his HUD Director Ben (Wake Me Up When It’s Over) Carson to Baltimore to try to slime over his derogatory remarks he made about the city last week.  Bonehead Ben, who is dumb as sack of mud in spite of being a brain surgeon, chose a church property that had lots of boarded up houses in one of the worse neighborhoods in the city to do his press conference.

The church showed up and told Brain Dead Ben he didn’t have permission to do the press conference on their land and to take his dumb ass back to D.C.

News is out that Trumpy's BFF Jeffery (I Like Them Young) Epstein wanted to have his head and penis frozen proving that he really is a DICKHEAD.

Moscow Mitch (Ruskie) McConnell’s Siamese twin Leningrad Lindsey (Lap Dog) Graham ignored Senate rules and rammed through a meaningless bill to please his master.  I’m pretty sure Lap Dog Lindsey thinks Trump will play catch with him on the White House lawn and maybe even scratch the back of his head.

Texas Congressmoron John (Ratso) Ratcliffe has withdrawn his name from being considered for Intelligence Chief. Looking at his political record, this is probably the first intelligent thing the man has ever done in his life.

Remember when Donald (Little DICK-Tator) Trump said “that we will win so much, you’ll get tired of winning.” Well, evidently several Republicans are tired. So far ten Republicans in the House and three Republicans in the Senate are not running for reelection.  I guess they are going back to the place they came from.

Stay tuned for future adventures.