Wednesday, December 31, 2014
Time For Resolutions
Its New Years Eve so here is a quick review of 2014.
365 days
52 weeks
12 months.
Of course for your dog it was,
2555 days
364 weeks
84 months.
We are into the third week here in East Texas of Dish Network’s dropping Fox News from it’s channels and some withdrawal symptoms are starting to show up. A number of people have reported having fleeting moments of compassion and empathy for their fellow man and others have been seen smiling in public.
One man exclaimed after seeing a picture of Texas Conressmoron Louie (I Really Am as Dumb as I Look) Gohmert in the paper, “What an idiot.” He was taken to a hospital for observation. A woman was un-friended from Facebook after she wrote that she was having second thoughts about voting for Gregg (Hell On Wheels) Abbott for Governor.
Republican Majority Whip Steve (If Your White You’re Alright) Scalise who said on Monday that he didn’t remember making a speech to a white supremacy group a number of years ago, then on Tuesday said that he did remember making the speech but didn’t know they were a white supremacy group, said today that didn’t remember being a racist and that he didn’t know what one was. He said he voted against a national holiday for Dr. King because he thought they said B.B. King and he wasn’t a big blues fan.
Republican Congressmoron Michael (Boy Am I) Grimm has announced that he will resign from Congress. He said that after much thought and prayer, plus the fact that he was found guilty of tax evasion, that he would slither back home and hope to not spend too much time in prison.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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