Darth ( I Really Am A Dick) Cheney goes on the TV and says that he has no regrets and would do it all over a again and for the first time ever, I believe he is not lying. Wow, how did we get to here? They always say that time will tell, I’m not sure who they are, but I really don’t think history will look too good for this time period.
This all started a number of years ago when a big time political consultant decided that he had found the perfect person to live up to the low standards of the Republican Party: a bonehead who had no brains to speak of, but had the right last name. This bonehead needed a vice president (possibly someone who had an inkling about politics since he didn’t) so he asked a friend of his daddy to select a running mate. After much consideration, (about 15 seconds) the friend recommended himself. Thus was born one of the worst administrations in American history.
But they still needed one last favor to get the door to the White House open. It seems that after their opponent had received over 550,000 more popular votes than they had, things were down to the wire in Florida where it just so happened that the bonehead’s brother was Governor. After much hand wringing, hours of discussing of what the hell a “chad” was and praying, they decided they needed someone with supreme powers to make the call. So the men in black stepped in and selected the bonehead and his creepy handler to run the country.
Here we are years later still having to deal with two needless wars, hundreds of thousands of lives dead and injured, billions of dollars wasted and now being accused world wide of being torturers while Bonehead sits in a room painting dogs and his handler gets to go on TV every five minutes and lie his ass off. Only in America.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
Your title says it all, but I feel compelled to add evil asshole.
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