Time For Resolutions

Its New Years Eve so here is a quick review of 2014.
365 days
52 weeks
12 months.
Of course for your dog it was,
2555 days
364 weeks
84 months.

We are into the third week here in East Texas of Dish Network’s dropping Fox News from it’s channels and some withdrawal symptoms are starting to show up.  A number of people have reported having fleeting moments of compassion and empathy for their fellow man and others have been seen smiling in public.

One man exclaimed after seeing a picture of Texas Conressmoron Louie (I Really Am as Dumb as I Look) Gohmert in the paper, “What an idiot.” He was taken to a hospital for observation. A woman was un-friended from Facebook after she wrote that she was having second thoughts about voting for Gregg (Hell On Wheels) Abbott for Governor. 

Republican Majority Whip Steve (If Your White You’re Alright) Scalise who said on Monday that he didn’t remember making a speech to a white supremacy group a number of years ago, then on Tuesday said that he did remember making the speech but didn’t know they were a white supremacy group, said today that didn’t remember being a racist and that he didn’t know what one was. He said he voted against a national holiday for Dr. King because he thought they said B.B. King and he wasn’t a big blues fan.

Republican Congressmoron Michael (Boy Am I) Grimm has announced that he will resign from Congress.  He said that after much thought and prayer, plus the fact that he was found guilty of tax evasion, that he would slither back home and hope to not spend too much time in prison.




Stay tuned for future adventures.    

The Opposing Party

The Republicans say they are the “Alternative Party”. I agree, they are absolutely the alternative to anything of common sense or what is good for the majority of the country.

Here are some examples of the Republican Alternative Party. 

• New York Congressmoron Michael ( Make My Day Punk) Grimm tells a reporter that he will throw him off the balcony for asking a question he didn’t like.  He could have said no comment, but instead chose an alternative response.
• Georgia Congressmoron Jack ( Scrooge) Kingston says the free school lunch program which provides food for poor students should be dropped.   He said, “Poor kids should only have two options to get a school lunch. Either they should be bullied out of whatever change they may have in their pockets, or they should be forced to work for their meals as their classmates watch.” According to Kingston, this will teach kids that there is “no such thing as a free lunch.” A Savannah television station reported that taxpayers have provided $4,182 worth of free business meals to Kingston and his staff over the last three years alone.  I guess only Congressmorons get free lunches.
• Phil (Macho Man)Wilheit, Jr., who is the co-chairman of.Ole Jack the Scrooge’s Senate campaign told the people of Atlanta to quit whining about the snow storm that struck this week and “man up.”  I can see why Jack chose Phil to be his number one ass kisser.
• Texas Congressmoron Steve( I Don’t Have a Clue) Stockman gets up and walks out of the State of the Union speech.  He could have chosen to be respectful, but he too chooses an alternative response.
• Texas Congressmoron Louie (I Really Am as Dumb as I Look)Gohmert wears his Santa Claus tie to the event to show his distain for President Obama. In fairness to Looney Louie, it’s the only tie he has.
• Kentucky Senaterrible Rand (I’ll Say Anything to Get on the News) Paul proposes that we penalize low-income women who have children.  Of course Ole Randy is also against contraception and abortion. In other words, for women there is no alternative. Rand has also said that if Hillary does run for President, the Republicans should bring up Bill’s womanizing while he was in office. I understand even Republicans are scratching their heads over that one.   
• Arizona GOP has censured Senaterrible John (Revolutionary War POW) McCain for being too liberal.  This is so stupid even I don’t have a wise-ass comment.

Stay tuned for future adventures.