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Former Florida Governor Jeb (What The Hell Kind of Name is Jeb?) Bush of the Bush Dynasty, better known as the Kardashians of politics, has announced he is forming an exploratory committee to see about running for President of the United States.  This means of course that the media will be turning up every horrible detail of brother George’s disastrous eight years in the White House for the next year.  So if you thought you were tired of hearing about the C.I.A. (Creepy Insane Assholes) report, think again.

Jeb explained that the first thing the exploratory group would be seeking for him would be a map so he would know where the White House was located.  They would also be conducting interviews to see if anyone knew what the name Jeb was short for.  They would also be looking for someone dumb enough to risk their political career as his running mate. 
Hump of the week.

Oklahoma Senaterrible Tom(I’m No Will Rogers) Corbun, who, thank god is retiring, is leaving with a perfect record. He has been an asshole since arriving in Washington D.C. and this week he proved he will always be an asshole. Little Tom Dumb placed a hold on the Clay Hunt Suicide Prevention for American Veterans act this week saying that is was just too costly.  Experts believed that the bill would prevent an estimated 22 veterans a day from killing themselves.
 This stupid asshole doesn’t think veterans deserve much of anything.  He once objected to the plans to build a new VA health care facility in his state because that facility was going to be “too nice for the veterans”  If you didn’t know, little Tommy never served in the military and seems pretty dedicated into never serving them.


Stay tuned for future details.