Monday, December 1, 2014

Apples And Apples




Today is National Eat a Red Apple Day.  Just think if Eve hadn’t eaten that apple we would all still be walking around naked and if an apple hadn’t fallen on Newton’s head, he wouldn’t have discovered gravity and we would all be floating around in space naked.

The Bible refers to apples as the “forbidden fruit.”  I’m pretty sure the 11th commandment was “Thou shall not eat apples.” But since it didn’t make the top ten, you can thank Moses for apple pie.

The apple is credited with being the first to say “bite me.” We also honor this fruit with, “He’s the apple of my I-phone,” and “An apple a day will keep the doctor away, unless you have his number.”    



Also it’s December 1st, so let the gifting guilting begin.

Stay tuned for future adventures.

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