Monday, December 29, 2014

MONDAY boneHEADLINES



North Korean dictator Kim Jong unhappy is certainly filling up the tiny shoes of his daddy Kim Jong il, now known as Kim Jong dead. The media is calling it a War of Words but since he can hardly make a sentence, I think it will be a short war. He is all upset that his internet services have been interrupted a number of times in the past few days.  Sounds like he must have Comcast.  Anyway Kim Jong unwise is mad that people have accused Korea of not having the internet knowledge that the rest of the world has.

Little Kimmy says that he is very knowledgeable about the internet and he predicted that Napster would cause quite a problem for the music industry.  He also said that he has found the internet quite beneficial to him in a number of ways. He said that he just got an email saying that he had won the London lottery and he also had partnered up with a nice man in Nigeria and was helping him get some gold out of that country for a very nice profit.   

There is quite a catastrophe going on here in East Texas.  Dish Network has dropped Fox News and the TeaNut Republicans are having to make up their own lies about what’s going on in the world.


When Meet The Press moderator Chuck (Mr. Milktoast) Todd was asked why he didn’t confront politicians when they told big lies, he said that if he did they wouldn’t come back on the show. Wow, think about that answer for a minute. Well gee Chucky Pooh, why don’t you change the name of the show to “Pander to a Politician” or “Pimping for the TeaNuts.”  At least there would be some truth going on.  Jonny Lang has the perfect theme song for the show.


Stay tuned for future adventures.    

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