Random Stuff About Stupid People

Texas Senaterrible Ted (Look At Me, Look At Me) Cruz has really got his panties in a bunch over President Obama normalizing diplomatic relationships with Cuba.  Funny how we have good diplomatic relations with Japan, Germany and Vietnam, but not those mean ole Cubans.  I guess Fidel and his brother could just row over here in a take over the country.  Since little Teddy is half Cuban, I guess he is afraid that his relatives are going to be coming over here asking him for money.  

Conservative blowhard, actually I think she will blow anybody, Ann (Ann Is Short For Andrew) Coulter said this week that that rapes only occur in physically violent circumstances, like “being hit on the head with a brick,” and anyone who says otherwise is just trying to get attention.  Wow and this from someone who will say anything to get attention.  I think we know what kind of a guy Ann was before having everything removed except his Adam’s apple

Talk show host moron, Pat (I Have God On Speed Dial) Robertson said on his 700 Club TV show (That’s how many viewers they have.) that homosexuals “will die out because they don’t reproduce.”   Well gee; I wonder where all those gay people came from? In an extremely long line of stupid things this bonehead has uttered, this could be the best ever.  

Texas Congressmoron Blake (Actually It’s Flake) Farenthold is being sued for inappropriate sexual comments by a former employee. This is no surprise as he is well known to be a total idiot, but here is what I didn’t know: The guy is the real head of Duck Dynasty and here is the picture to prove it.  

Stay tuned for future adventures.