One Hump After Another

Today’s biggest hump.

Texas Congressmoron  and Trump supporter imbecile Blake (The Flake) Farenthold is in the national news, but not for good reasons. When Bonehead Blake was asked on CNN last night if he would continue supporting Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump even if he said he has actually raped someone, he stumbled and mumbled, “maybe.”  Oops. Wrong answer Blakey Poo. Blake was sued by a staff member a couple of years for sexual harassment. I am assuming Blake's pajamas  are official Duck Dynasty pjs.

Honorable mention humps.  

I personally think that Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump’s chances of becoming President are the same as a snowball in hell, but I think he has a very good chance of becoming Bill (Have A Drink Dear, It Will Relax You) Cosby’s cell mate.

Oh goody, Texas Congressmoron Louie (I Really Am As Dumb As I Look) Gohmert has crawled out from under his rock to defend Trump’s vile video. Looney Louie says it is all Bill Clinton’s fault because back when Trumpy Poo said those things, he was friends with Bill. This dimwit also went on to say that if Hillary is elected she will come after the churches.  I don’t have a clue to what that means, but I do believe this proves without a doubt that Louie is as dumb as the rock he lives under.

Pat (I Have God On Speed Dial) Robertson host of the 700 Club, that’s how many viewers they have, defended Trump’s misogynistic rant as being “macho”. I’m pretty sure that is in the Bible on page 234, Ignoramus 4:25 “The laying of hands on women shall be man’s manly province. Blessed are the gropers.”  
  

The Republican Wing-Nuts favorite myth is back making the rounds.  Voter Fraud.  After spending two minutes on Google, I found that voter fraud in the U.S. is next to zero.  The only voter fraud going on in this election will be that there is going to be a number of people who really are too stupid to vote.


Stay tuned for future adventures.

Random Stuff About Stupid People

Texas Senaterrible Ted (Look At Me, Look At Me) Cruz has really got his panties in a bunch over President Obama normalizing diplomatic relationships with Cuba.  Funny how we have good diplomatic relations with Japan, Germany and Vietnam, but not those mean ole Cubans.  I guess Fidel and his brother could just row over here in a take over the country.  Since little Teddy is half Cuban, I guess he is afraid that his relatives are going to be coming over here asking him for money.  

Conservative blowhard, actually I think she will blow anybody, Ann (Ann Is Short For Andrew) Coulter said this week that that rapes only occur in physically violent circumstances, like “being hit on the head with a brick,” and anyone who says otherwise is just trying to get attention.  Wow and this from someone who will say anything to get attention.  I think we know what kind of a guy Ann was before having everything removed except his Adam’s apple

Talk show host moron, Pat (I Have God On Speed Dial) Robertson said on his 700 Club TV show (That’s how many viewers they have.) that homosexuals “will die out because they don’t reproduce.”   Well gee; I wonder where all those gay people came from? In an extremely long line of stupid things this bonehead has uttered, this could be the best ever.  

Texas Congressmoron Blake (Actually It’s Flake) Farenthold is being sued for inappropriate sexual comments by a former employee. This is no surprise as he is well known to be a total idiot, but here is what I didn’t know: The guy is the real head of Duck Dynasty and here is the picture to prove it.  

Stay tuned for future adventures.