Some Things To Ponder

Donald (Hair-Brained) Trump proved once again that he is long on bullshit and short on substance. Details seem to bore the Don because details mean you have to actually know something about what you are spouting.  When asked how he would round up the estimated 11 million illegal aliens in the country, he simply replied, “management.”  I guess if he is elected President King he would simply appoint a Secretary of Management to take care of the problem.

  

One thing little Donny has done is to change the GOP to Bigots R’Us.  People have been heard shouting “white power” at his rallies.  

And then there is Josh (I’m Just A Touchy Feely Kind Of Guy) Duggar who represents the Family Values section of the Party.

Things do change.

The GOP 1950’s

The GOP today.

And some things just change their uniforms.

The KKK 1950’s

The KKK today.

  I have noticed that Texas Senaterrible Rafael (I Don’t Have A Clue) Cruz can’t give a speech without mentioning his best buddy Jesus.  A lot of people growing up had an imaginary friend, but most folks leave them behind as they get older, but little Teddy is having an effect on some people.  The executive director of the American Society of Atheists says that every time that Texas Ted gives a speech, their phones ring off the hook of people wanting to know more about atheism.

Stay tuned for future adventures.

'Tis The Season For Unreason

Oh boy, only 15 more moping days til Christmas.

Since we are going to be subjected to non-stop Christmas music for the next couple of weeks, I thought I would do a little research into people’s favorite Christmas songs.

 The Smurf’s…. “Blue Christmas.”
Members of the KKK…  “White Christmas.”
Ringo Starr… “Little Drummer Boy.”
Sarah Palin… “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.”
Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles…”I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.”
Marlee Matlin…”Silent Night”
NSA…”Santa Claus is Watching You”
Mike Tyson….”All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth”
National Chamber of Commerce…”Santa Claus is Coming to Town”
The Weather Channel…”Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow”
And I understand the retail merchants favorite Christmas song is “Fleece a Naïve Dad”

Please feel free to contribute.

The report released by the Senate Intelligence Committee (now there’s an Oxymoron for ya) is a real stocking stuffer for the C.I.A, George Waterboarding Bush and Darth (I Really Am a Dick) Cheney.  The report not only tells of extremely harsh torture but that they also didn’t gather any useful information. The word “impeachment” was evidently not in the Republicans vocabulary in those days.  

Even though I think George Warmonger and his Waterboard Crew ought to be in prison for war crimes, I know they never will spend a second in a cold hard cell, but it seems like at the very least they should all have to go before Judge Judy and get their ass chewed out on TV.



Stay tuned for future adventures.

Back In The Saddle

 I had an unplanned road trip pop up this past week so I was away from my computer, but I am pretty sure these people said some really dumb things.  Rick (All Hair, No Integrity) Perry, Louie (I Really am as Dumb as I Look) Gohmert, Pat ( I Have God on Speed Dial) Robertson, Michele (I Am Nuts and My Husband is Gay) Bachman, Gregg (Hell on Wheels) Abbott, Tom (I Used to be the Hammer, Now I’m the Nail) DeLay and Sean (I’m Not as Tall as Bill O’Reily, but I am Just as Big an Asshole) Hannity. I don’t have a clue what any of these boneheads had to say last week, but I’d be willing to bet the farm that if they opened their mouth, stupid came out.

The Ku Klux Klan in South Carolina has announced that they are having a KKK Jam Rally this summer.  I understand they will be having a number of workshops. 

• Which Bible scriptures you can use to get out of any jam. 
• Cross Burning 101
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• What the thread count of your sheets say about you.
• How to justify hating Obama and loving the Lord
• KKK talking points. Killing, Kerosene, King James Bible

And they have quite a line-up of bands performing. 

The Rolling Stone-U-To-Death

U2, but Not U-Two

Guns N’Ropes

Van Hateful

The Who Cares

Red Hot Chili Pinheads

White Sabbath

Stay tuned for future adventures.