A Few Bubbles From My Soapbox

Last night’s Presidential debate spat can be condensed down to, “Did not. Did too”  When Trumpy Poo was asked if he would concede the election if Hillary won, he said he would have to get back to everyone after he learned what the word concede means.

I understand that Faux News blowhard Bully O’really is planning a new book in his “Killing” series that he didn’t write. Killing Reagan, Killing Lincoln etc.  He said it is going to be about Trump. It will be called “Killing the Republican Party.” 

Number one pimp for Trump, Sean (All Mouth, No Brains) Hannity thinks that the Republicans should replace Paul (Lying) Ryan with Louie (I Really Am As Dumb As I Look) Gohmert, who is known as the dumbest man in Congress, as Loudmouth of the House.  Hey I’m all for that. We would be down to a one party system in no time.

Gosh it looks like Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump and Roger (Check Out My Casting Couch) Ailes are no longer asshole buddies.  Now they are just two assholes who don’t like each other.

Oh no, I think the dreaded “R” bandit is loose again.

Stay tuned for future adventures.

What Debate?

Well you can add another name to “The Clinton Body Count,” because Hillary absolutely buried Trump last night.  It was quite entertaining watching Trumpy Poo turn into a ranting incoherent buffoon on national TV.  

It is very clear that Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump is running for C.E.O. King of America. According to The Don, his first day in office he would fire Congress (all those terrible politicians that have ruined America) and replace them with his staff from The Apprentice to do the paper work while he was rewriting all of the laws, rules and regulations for Americans to live by.  

I can see why Trump is making his move to be Dictator of America because he spent most of the night trying to convince everyone that America is a Third-World country.

Trump was adamant about being against the war in Iraq, even though he is on record saying he was for it.  I find it odd that the only person Trump ever told that he was against the war was Sean (Total Asshole & Proud Of It) Hannity.  I mean why would anyone tell Sean anything?

Texas Lt. Governor Dan (Obsessed With The Ladies Bathroom) Patrick told every one this week that his number priority in this year's legislature is to keep boys out of girls bathrooms. I believe there has almost been as many of these incidents happening as voter fraud.  Last count was zero. 

I have said for many years that I think Wolf (Real Name, Dodo Bird) Blitzer is the most useless newsman in the entire world, but now I believe he does have an equal in Chuck (My Last Job Was A Reporter For The Weekly Reader) Todd.


Stay tuned for future adventures.

Back In The Saddle

 I had an unplanned road trip pop up this past week so I was away from my computer, but I am pretty sure these people said some really dumb things.  Rick (All Hair, No Integrity) Perry, Louie (I Really am as Dumb as I Look) Gohmert, Pat ( I Have God on Speed Dial) Robertson, Michele (I Am Nuts and My Husband is Gay) Bachman, Gregg (Hell on Wheels) Abbott, Tom (I Used to be the Hammer, Now I’m the Nail) DeLay and Sean (I’m Not as Tall as Bill O’Reily, but I am Just as Big an Asshole) Hannity. I don’t have a clue what any of these boneheads had to say last week, but I’d be willing to bet the farm that if they opened their mouth, stupid came out.

The Ku Klux Klan in South Carolina has announced that they are having a KKK Jam Rally this summer.  I understand they will be having a number of workshops. 

• Which Bible scriptures you can use to get out of any jam. 
• Cross Burning 101
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• What the thread count of your sheets say about you.
• How to justify hating Obama and loving the Lord
• KKK talking points. Killing, Kerosene, King James Bible

And they have quite a line-up of bands performing. 

The Rolling Stone-U-To-Death

U2, but Not U-Two

Guns N’Ropes

Van Hateful

The Who Cares

Red Hot Chili Pinheads

White Sabbath

Stay tuned for future adventures.