Former Virginia Governor Jim (I Don’t Know Who I Am Either)
Gilmore decided to climb aboard the Republican Presidential Hindenburg. I believe he will be in seat 117. Jimbo is a former Army intelligence officer
and after seeing this decision, I think the key word here is former.
Jim says the country needs a real leader and since he served
as the drum major for his school marching band, he feels he has the experience
needed for the job. Jim also said, “I
am committed to addressing the central problems facing the nation.” In other
words he thinks the mid-west is in real trouble. I have to agree that Kansas
sure as hell needs help..
Presidential hopeless Donald (Hair-Brained) Rump says the
Republicans need to stop being the party of NO.
He says if he is elected he will surround himself with the best “Yes”
men money can buy.
I was sitting in a little café here in lovely East
Texas when I overheard a man saying some really stupid
things. I turned around and asked him if
he was a racist? He said, “Hell yeah, I
watch NASCAR every Sunday.”
Some things I have been pondering.
I’m not into religion so some of this Christian stuff eludes
me. I see all of these 1st
Baptist church’s everywhere. What’s with
that? They can’t all be the first one.
Are Methodist people who are addicted to meth?
Are Episcopalians people who were born in Episcopal? I think it’s in the Himalayas
Are all Baptist named John?.
I’ve said it before but I’ll say again. If you really were born again, why didn’t you
get a better hair-do?
If you use social
media are you a socialist?
I don’t understand why TeaNut Republicans insist that they
are Not Pro Choice when they think that gay people choose to be gay and poor
people chose to be poor. Also they claim
to be Pro-life, but love the death penalty and like war. They really are
Pro-Birth because they certainly don’t seem to give a shit about children after
they are born. Why else would they continually cut money out of education and welfare?
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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