Musing, Pondering, Wondering

Before people get too carried away with Donald (Hair-Brained) Rump’s polling numbers, it might be a good idea to take a look back at some of the boneheads who were leading in the polls at the same time at the last election. 

Remember Rudy (9/11) Giuliani, Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry  Herman (Nein, Nein, Nein) Cain and  Fred (Law & Order) Thompson.  Oh yeah, almost wannabes Newt (NitWit) Gingrich and Michael (I’m Even Dumber Than Palin) Bachmann.  Some of these goobers were pulling even bigger numbers than The Don.

One of the boneheads who call themselves Oath Keepers said, “We take an oath to the Constitution.” What they really ought to do is READ the Constitution, but then of course they would have to know how to read.

Tom (My Balls Always Have Air) Brady and Roger (I Prefer King, But Will Answer to Commissioner) Goodell were in court this week scrimmaging over Tom’s  4 game suspension.  I propose a compromise. Let little Tommy play his four games, but with this football.  

There is an ad popping up on facebook of former preacher, musician, Governor and talk show blow hard Mike (I Need A Job) Huckabee hawking the CD “Learn Our History, One Nation Under God.” Since I decided to pass on this amazing offer and haven’t listened to it, I am only speculating here, but I am willing to bet it doesn’t tell that the Pledge of Allegiance was written by Francis Bellamy, who was a socialist, in 1892 some 116 years after the founding fathers had left the building and that the phrase “One nation under God” wasn’t added until 1954. 
    

As I mentioned earlier this year, the Texas State Board of Education has approved new text books to be used in the new school year coming up that are controversial in a number of different areas.  Not only did they take the KKK and Jim Crow laws out completely but they indicate that The Last Supper was held at Chick-fil-A. I will pass along more of the new stuff as it becomes available from my sources.  

Stay tuned for future adventures.