Politicans, Preachers And Pimps

Actually there are no pimps, I just like that title.

Donald (Hair-Brained) Rump detailed his two-step plan on immigration over the week end.  Step One: Stop em’ Step Two: Throw out the ones here including the ones born here. He didn’t seem to have any idea how to do any of this other than his incredibly stupid undo-able wall.  I understand Trump also has big plans for the Statue of Liberty.

The Don went on to say that he would win the Latino vote. Of course the polls show that the only Latino vote he would get is a Mexican man in south Florida marked the wrong box on his ballot. He finished up by saying that he really enjoyed coming to Iowa and was thinking about buying it.

Former Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry, said last week, “I'm in it to win it.”  Seeing how little Ricky Poo's campaign is out of money and he is polling at 1%, I am pretty sure he was talking about the office pool on who would be the first candidate to drop out of the race. 

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That selective amnesia has kicked in for the Republicans again.  They just can’t quit talking about Hillary’s emails, but seem to have totally forgotten about when it was revealed that the Bush administration lost 5 million emails in 2007.  Not only can the Republicans not come up with a single solution for any problems for the future, they can’t seem to remember yesterday.  

Pastor Phillip (Two-Gun) Guin is the pastor of the Rocky Mount Methodist Church in Jemison, Alabama.  The pistol packing Pastor decided that he loved guns as much as Jesus so he turned the church into a combination shooting range and church. Pistol Phil said it is right there in the scriptures in Ignoramous 3:16  to shoot first and ask questions later. 

Pastor Ben (Hell Fire & Damnation)Bailey of the Central church of Christ in McMinnville, Tennessee said in his sermon spew of hate this week that a liberal society was to blame for all the problems in the world today.   He blamed them for banning the stoning of LGBT people, whom he said were deserving of punishment.  He said that they wanted "things like women preaching, women leading in service, where homosexuals and gay marriage were accepted openly."  Let’s see, do you think this asshole votes Republican? I’m pretty sure he has a Confederate flag in his yard.

Stay tuned for future adventures.