And the winner for the most hated man in America
goes to Walt (I’m An Even Bigger Dick Than Cheney) Palmer. Walt of the extremely tiny penis is the
asshole who killed Cecil the lion who lived peacefully under legal protection
for 13 years in a national park in Zimbabwe. Evidently Wacko Walt, a dentist, wasn’t satisfied with
just dealing his patients a lot of pain and wanted to make the whole country
suffer.
I didn’t think Donald (Hair-Brained) Rump could possibly
utter anything more repulsive than the “Mexicans coming across the borders are
rapist” comment, but he has managed to do it this week. Ole Donnie said that
he’d be ecstatic to include Sarah (Half-Ass Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin in
his cabinet if he’s elected to the nation’s highest office. He went on to say,
“she really is somebody who knows what’s happening and she’s a special person,”
This could be the statement that turns the tide.
A passage out of Ivana Trump’s 1993 book "Lost Tycoon: The Many Lives of Donald J.
Trump". Sub-titled “The J Stands for Jerk”, where she accuses little
Donnie of rape has caused a quite a stir in the media this week. The Don was quite low-key when asked about the
accusation. He wanted to know which one
was Ivana?
On the other hand The Don’s lawyer Michael (I’m No Matlock)
Cohen went off on rant ending with, “You cannot rape your spouse,” he said.
“There’s very clear case law.” I understand that American
University where Mikey studied
called and wanted their law degree back.
I am really confused about the NFL upholding Tom (My Balls
Always Have Air) Brady’s 4 game suspension.
I thought the Patriot Act had expired.
Here is the latest report on the Jade Helm military exercise
in Texas.
- Number of people incarcerated in Wal-Mart stores….0
- Number of guns confiscated …0
- Number people’s constitutional rights violated ….0
- Number of political dissidents rounded up…..0
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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