Summer This And Summer That

Never one to pass up a chance to say something dumb or incoherent, former preacher, musician, Governor and talk show blowhard, Mike (I Need A Job) Huckabee threw this out last week during the Republican debate in an exchange with New Jersey Governor Chris (I’ll Close That Bridge When I Get To It) Christie about changing the retirement age and social security.

 Little Mikey said, “because the money paid in consumption is paid by everybody, including illegals, prostitutes, pimps, drug dealers, all the people that are freeloading off the system now.” To be honest I really don’t have a clue what that statement means, but I did notice that he left out politicians and preachers, both of which I include in freeloading off the system.  In fact between politicians, preachers and pimps, the only one that actually provides a service is a pimp.

Here’s what I don’t understand.  Before cell phones, did people write letters or read books while they were driving?

I understand that ISIS is going to sue Donald (Hair-Brained) Trump for hogging the news networks airtime.  A spokesman for ISIS said that a number of their violent videos have been shelved because of Trump’s rants.   He said that under the articles of the Geneva Convention, that all terrorist would be granted equal air time. He also noted that ISIS is registered as a International terrorist group and Trump was only considered a domestic terrorist blowhard, so ISIS should get top billing

  

With many years of experience and wisdom under your belt at age 85, a tattoo is gentle reminder of how dumb you were at 20.

Here are a couple of Christian hypocrites making the news.  Michigan Republican state Rep. Todd (Inter) Courser, who is married and the father of 4 and Republican state Rep. Cindy (Voted Most Likely In School) Gamrat who is married and the mother of 3, have been ranting about how the same sex rulings by the boys in black robes is running traditional marriage.  They were so upset they proposed a bill requiring all marriage certificates in the state to be signed by a religious leader, essentially making it impossible for municipal or judicial officials to wed gays. 

Well it seems their version of traditional marriage includes having an affair which they have been gleefully carrying on for some time now. Both have been asked to resign and get a room.    

Stay tuned for future adventures.