Guns are under attack again and we all know because the fine folks in NRA (National Rabid Assholes) and all of the politicians that they have in their pocket have told us over and over again that guns don’t kill people, people kill people. So I have come to the conclusion that the only way to save the gun is to get them away from all those mean ole mentally ill owners.
I know it’s a big job, but we can do this if we all pull together. We need to find a place where all those nice guns can live and not be made to do those terrible things by their owners. Maybe someday after we have developed a really rigid and strict means of vetting owners, that we can let a few guns have owners once again.
Of course the TeaNut Republican’s answer all of these shootings is very similar to their health care plan. Pray that you don’t get shot.
Enlightenment is not always pretty. Like finding out that some of those so called friends on Facebook are actually misogynistic, homophobic, racist assholes.
The National Association of Native Americans said that their estimate of illegal aliens in the country is around 315 million.
Texas Attorney General Ken (I Fought The Law and The Law Won) Paxton’s lawyer quit yesterday. I understand Ken has been inquiring about hiring Johnny Cochran. I hope nobody tells him Johnny is Jesus’s lawyer now.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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