If this were dead-beat rancher Cliven (Cows Don’t Pay Taxes)
Bundy, do you think all those bonehead militia jerks, Fox news blowhards and
Tea Party morons would be raving about what a hero he is. I don’t think so.
The Boy Scouts of America have decided to close down a Seattle
church troop for standing behind an openly gay leader, even after the
organization revoked his membership. I
really can’t wrap my head around why they are so against gays. It is an organization consisting only of boys
and men hanging out together. I mean it’s
not Boys Scouting for Girls of America.
The Supreme Court has decided that lying in politics is
ok. Well sure, politics is just like
liars poker. The best liar wins.
Here is a fine example of your tax dollars at work. Texas
Congressmoron Louie (I Really am as Dumb as I Look) Gohmert thinks Congress
should pass a resolution directing the Sergeant of Arms of Congress to arrest
Attorney General Eric (I Have Always Been Black) Holder. Let’s see Louie, when
did you assholes pass anything? After
all, you are the most do-nothing Congress in history.
Evidently there are a lot of dissenters out there over Pope
John Paul George and Ringo II being declared a saint this Sunday. Hey anybody that can have that many hits on
Billboard’s top 100 is OK with me.
Ray ( I Have the I.Q. of a Grapefruit) Moore, a Republican
candidate for Lt. Governor of South Carolina
said at Tea Party gathering that Christians should remove their children from
public schools and have them home schooled.
This is an old Southern Tradition known as “don’t get above your raising’”
which means keep your kids uneducated so that they don’t realize just how
ignorant mom and dad really are.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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