Wayne (Shoot First and Ask Ques….Oh To Hell with the
Questions) LaPierre, Chief-Dick-Head of the NRA (National Rabid Assholes) said
in a speech last week why America
is the greatest country in the world and why he loves it so much. . He said, "We
know, in the world that surrounds us, there are terrorists and home invaders
and drug cartels and car-jackers and knock-out gamers and rapers, haters,
campus killers, airport killers, shopping mall killers, road-rage killers, and
killers who scheme to destroy our country with massive storms of violence
against our power grids, or vicious waves of chemicals or disease that could
collapse the society that sustains us all."
He went on to say how
the founding fathers, Smith & Wesson, Samuel Colt and Mr. Remington build
this country on the principles of Lock & Load. First you kill all the Indians and the buffaloes and then shoot
anybody else that disagrees with you.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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