Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Integrity) Perry is under
investigation into whether he withheld money from the Travis County District
Attorney’s office. Seems he has decided that he needs legal
representation. I understand he tried to
hire Saul Goodman, but was informed that since Breaking Bad was no longer on
the air, he wasn’t available.
Cliven (Cows Don’t Have To Pay Taxes) Bundy is the cattle
rancher who has been grazing his cattle on Federal land for over twenty years
without paying a fee, even though 16 thousand other ranchers do, is in a stand
off with the Bureau of Land Management. I am told his sons, Hoss, Little Joe
and Adam were there to back him up. Of course his youngest son Ted, convicted
serial killer, wasn’t there as he had been executed in 1989.
Iowa Governor Terry (I Have God on Speed Dial) Brandstad has
signed a proclamation that eliminates separation of church and state. He
believes the Bible overrides the Constitution.
I am pretty sure he also believes the earth is flat and is the center of
the Universe.
Republican Congressmoron from Tennessee Marsha (I’ll Show
You Dumb) Blackburn is the new Michele (I Am Happy and
My Husband is Gay)Bachman. After the
Republicans blocked the Paycheck Fairness Act last week, Marsha went on the TV
yesterday and said, “It is Republicans that have led the fight for women's
equality.” I think she probably meant to
say the Republicans have FLED the fight for women’s equality.
This sign may explain why Congressmoron Louie (I Really am
as Dumb as I Look) Gohmert is after Attorney General Eric (I Have Always Been
Black) Holder.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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