Dear Boneheads,
It is obvious that you despise
the Federal Government and appear to be looking up to the ideals of Government
hater Timothy (I Kill Children) McVeigh.
So here is my suggestion. Since there really aren’t very many of you, I
mean in the scheme of things out of the 360 million people who live in the
United States, you so small in number that you are completely insignificant,
you can all move to Clark County where the Bundy ranch is located. There is no
need for you to be thinking of seceding from the USA
because we are evicting you. Clark
county Nevada will no longer be a part of the United
States therefore you will receive no federal
funds of any kind. No Medicare or
Medicaid, Social Security, Federal aid or ranch and farm subsides, postal
service or any other Federal aid or assistance. Of course anything you wish to
sell to the United States
will have to come under foreign trade laws.
Also there is no need to build a fence around Clark
County, anyone caught coming to the
United States
will simply be deported back to Clark
County like any other illegal
immigrant.
Since you are simply a bunch of
boneheads who have decided that you don’t have to live by the laws of the United
States and not an actual country, we will
act as if you do not exist. Have a happy carefree life.
Yours truly,
Rod Tanner.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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