The Dumb Keep Getting Dumber

It’s all about timing.  Just when the world was learning what a liar and racist asshole Clieven (Cows Don’t Pay Taxes) Bundy really is and most Republicans boneheads have been trying to back track as fast as possible, good ole Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Integrity) Perry goes on Fox News and claims the Bundys were forced into the position of using force because it's the Bureau of Land Management that's acting outside the law.  I can’t believe this bonehead actually drug out the old abuser excuse: Look what you made me do.  I wonder if that is the excuse ole Ricky poo is going to give to the grand jury that is investigating him.

 

Just when I thought it was virtually impossible to out dumb Congressmoron Louie (I Really Am as Dumb as I Look) Gohmert.. This guy comes along.  Republican state assemblyman Ira (Don’t Have a Clue) Hansen said on the radio this week that Republicans could win support from new voters by embracing the “Pat Robertson wing” of the party. Everybody knows that the “Pat Robertson wing” is that area of the state mental hospital where they keep the most deranged inmates.

 

And then there is this guy. Republican state Representative Will (I Am Beyond Dumb) Infantine from New Hampshire who said that the wage gap exists because women don’t work as hard as men do. He went on to say “that men don’t mind working nights and weekends and they don’t mind working overtime or outdoors.”   I am not sure if this bonehead is married or not, but I think if he is, we should start a pool to see how long he stays married or for that matter, how long he stays alive.

 

Georgia’s Republican Governor Nathan (I Think I’m a Big) Deal has decided that everyone should be packing heat everywhere they go.  He has signed a law allowing any bonehead to carry firearms into bars, nightclubs, school classrooms, and certain government buildings that lack security personnel or devices.  What could possibly go wrong with that?  I understand the number one selling book in Georgia this week is “Guns for Dummies.”

Speaking of guns, here is this little gem my good friends, Maris and Doyle sent me.

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel. By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."

In Michigan, he'd be called "The last white guy still living in Detroit."

In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."

In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Alabama, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called "a deer hunting buddy."

And in Texas & Oklahoma he'd just be "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."

The absolute best smack down of  the year so far was Jon Stewart taking apart Fox News blowhard Sean Hannity.  It was a brilliant piece of work.  If you missed it, it’s all over the net.  Check it out.   

 Stay tuned for future adventures.