Happy Birthday to the Girl Scouts. They are 102 years old today and most of them don’t look a day over 12.
It is also National Plant a Flower day so get out and do a little digging in the dirt. It will make you feel better and who knows you might grow something other than older. Speaking of flowers brings us to the question of the day asked in Tanya Tucker’s song Delta Dawn when she sang “Delta Dawn what is that flower you have on?” It was Betty Crocker; she fell down in the kitchen.
Viagra ads are called “The age of knowing” and they show a guy driving down the road and his car overheats so he stops and puts water in it. Wow, who would ever think to do that? Apparently they feel their customers know very little.
Cialis ads feature a man and woman sitting in two bathtubs side by side on the beach. I have seen this commercial at least a thousand times and I haven’t figured it out yet.
Wouldn’t it be great if the giant pharmaceutical companies would stop playing with their dicks long enough to cure cancer.
I am really surprised that officials involved with searching for the missing Malaysian airplane haven’t questioned J.J.Abrams, the creator of “Lost.”
Thanks to CPAC (Creepy Pathetic Assholes Conference) for once again showing the world what creepy pathetic assholes they are.
Someone stole $600,000 dollars from Joel ( I Declare I Love Money)Osteen’s Lakewood church last Sunday night. Wow, I am shocked. It must have been really low attendance Sunday.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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