New Jersey Governor Chris (I Didn’t Burn Any Bridges, I Just
Closed It) Christie has been cleared of any wrong doing in the closing of the George
Washington Bridge
according to a report released today. Of
course that report is one that little Chrisy conducted himself. The report
confirms also that they did NOT interview any of the key figures in Bridgegate
including his chief of staff Anne (Traffic Jam Mama)Kelly, former Port
Authority appointees Bill (I See No Evil) Baroni and David (I Hear No Evil)
Wildstein or his former campaign manager Bill( I Speak No Evil) Stepien.
As I understand it, Governor Chrissy asked himself if he had
anything to do with the closing and he said no. Well, that certainly clears that up.
The Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, known for
protesting with hate signs the funerals of soldiers has put a message on their
website asking people “to have the decency not to protest the funeral of their
founder,” Fred (Thank God, He is Finally Dead) Phillips. These assholes are
hands down to win the Gall of the Year Award….No make that the Gall of the
Century
A couple of California Democrats are proving that they can
be just as sleazy as Republicans. State
Senaterrible’s Leland (Unmarked Bills Only)Yee and Ron (I Take Mastercard or
Visa) Calderon have both been arrested on corruption charges.
The Fox TV station in Houston
has hired a new reporter and you will never believe it, but she is a
BLONDE.
Stay tuned for future adventures
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