Friday, March 28, 2014

Friday Newsy Stuff




New Jersey Governor Chris (I Didn’t Burn Any Bridges, I Just Closed It) Christie has been cleared of any wrong doing in the closing of the George Washington Bridge according to a report released today.  Of course that report is one that little Chrisy conducted himself. The report confirms also that they did NOT interview any of the key figures in Bridgegate including his chief of staff Anne (Traffic Jam Mama)Kelly, former Port Authority appointees Bill (I See No Evil) Baroni and David (I Hear No Evil) Wildstein or his former campaign manager Bill( I Speak No Evil) Stepien. 

As I understand it, Governor Chrissy asked himself if he had anything to do with the closing and he said no.  Well, that certainly clears that up.


 

The Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, known for protesting with hate signs the funerals of soldiers has put a message on their website asking people “to have the decency not to protest the funeral of their founder,” Fred (Thank God, He is Finally Dead) Phillips. These assholes are hands down to win the Gall of the Year Award….No make that the Gall of the Century



 
A couple of California Democrats are proving that they can be just as sleazy as Republicans.  State Senaterrible’s Leland (Unmarked Bills Only)Yee and Ron (I Take Mastercard or Visa) Calderon have both been arrested on corruption charges.


 
The Fox TV station in Houston has hired a new reporter and you will never believe it, but she is a BLONDE.   







Stay tuned for future adventures

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