Republicans:
Big Mouth---Tiny Brain
Large Ego---Little Compassion or Empathy
Long on “What’s Wrong with the World---Short on Solutions
Narrow-Minded—Widely hypocritical
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After listening to all of the Faux News reporters and pundits gushing over their new hero, Russian President Vladimir Putin-on-a-Show, I’m pretty sure they will be moving their headquarters to Moscow anytime now. Speaking of Faux News, have you ever seen all of their bonehead reporters in a group photo?
Hmmm, I thought cloning was illegal?
CPAC (Creepy Pathetic Asshole Conference) is going on in Washington D.C. this week and Congressmoron Paul (I Hate Poor People) Ryan attempted to show the difference between the left’s attitude toward the poor and his own by telling an anecdote at the end of his speech. The problem is that the anecdote was made up. The Pinocchio gene runs deep in these boneheads.
A few thoughts on the Oscars show. I understand the industry wanting to recognize their people but I can’t understand why they made it a contest. I really don’t think movie making is a competition event. I think the Oscars show should simply be a night of recognition. I don’t get how you can compare the vastly different movies and decide one is better than the other. If they had stopped at the end of the nominee portion it would have been perfect. They could say, out of all the movies made this year, we feel that these are the ten best and of all the performances by a male actor, here are the five best and etc. You can still have a TV show, of course it would only be thirty minutes long, but they can still party all night.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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