Wednesday Monologue

The Republicans have finally come up with an alternative to Obamacare, it’s called JesusCare. It’s very simple; you just pray you don’t get sick.

CEO of AOL (Ancient Old Labyrinth) Tim (I May Not Have Trump’s Hair-do but I am Just as Big of a Asshole) Armstrong abruptly fired his creative director during a conference call last week.  Tim is now known as the SOB CEO of AOL.

 This just in from Hypocrites-R-Us.  Overweight drug addict Rush Slimebaugh called Oprah fat and America’s biggest buffoon, Donald Hump, said America is a laughing stock.    

And the really good one came from Republican National Committee Chair Reince ( Say My Name Three Times and You Will Turn into a Toad) Priebus slamming Obamacare on CNN last week. He said this, “What people don’t want are government panels deciding whether something’s medically necessary.”…Gee, I believe that is what Pro-Choice is all about.

A judge in New York City has ruled that the NYD’s “stop and frisk” policy amounts to racial profiling. You Think?  Statistics show that 52% of the people who were subjected to “stop and frisk” were black and 32% were Hispanics while a 100% of Caucasians were subjected to “Stop and welcome to New York”

A judge in Tennessee told a woman she couldn’t name her baby Messiah because there was only one person in the world that could have that name and it was Jesus. I checked the Library of Congress and found that he does have the copyright on it, but I did find six Messiah’s on facebook and I haven’t even checked the phone book yet. I personally think if the lady wants to name her son Dog Shit, she can.  

San Diego Mayor Bob (All Hands, No Brains) Filner who is under state and Federal investigations along with 11 civil suits of alleged sexual harassment had this reply to a recall effort to remove him from office. He said, “As your Mayor, I am committed to moving San Diego forward!”  Looking at a map, I would say forward is either into Mexico or the Pacific Ocean.

According to the latest poll, Anthony (You Wanna See My)Weiner’s campaign for Mayor of New York City has gone limp and probably won’t be able to get it up again. 






Stay tuned for future adventures.