Trump University which has no actual campus, offers a three-day real estate investment seminar that costs $1,495, a “Trump elite” package for $10,000, and a personal mentor-ship for up to $35,000. I understand they also have a bridge they would like to sell you.
It would make sense if the University was offering classes on the art of hair comb-overs, professional hair-spray styling and how to say extremely stupid things to just get the public’s attention. None of the students got to meet The Hump but they did get their picture taken with a life size card board cut out of The Don.
I understand the Attorney General is just dying to tell Trump, “You’re fired.”
Texas Attorney General Gregg (All I Do Is Sue) Abbott has decided that a law that would ban cities from discriminating against gays would be discriminating against some people’s religious beliefs. Obviously Gregg doesn’t believe in separation of church and state. I find it amazing that so many of the T-bag bonehead Republicans who rant and rave about the Constitution seem to have selective amnesia about what’s in it. Sorta like the way they read the Bible.
So I have decided that ole Gregg, who is not a stand-up guy at all, is probably ten times the asshole that Governor Rick (All Hair, No Integrity) Perry ever thought about being and I would really like to see Gregg and what ever intolerant hate-filled church that he oozes into on Sunday be as far separated from the State of Texas as possible. Like maybe North Carolina, they seem to have a lot in common.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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