A couple of big days coming up this week. Tomorrow of course is Thanksgiving, or as
Native Americans refer to it “The Last Supper,” where dysfunctional families
all over the country get together for food and meaningless trivial
unsubstantial conversation.
The next day we have Black Friday, a day of remembering
started by the relatives of the Thanksgiving turkey.
Most of the political remarks made this week by the
Republican candidates for President can be summed up with this. “If you love
war, Vote Republican”
Looks like Donald (Hair-Brained) Trump has come down with
Fiorinaism. This is a disease that can
be contracted by standing too close to Snarly Carly( I Can Run Any Company Into The Ground) Fiorina. One of the symptoms of this disease is seeing
something that never happened. Snarly
Carly described a video that never existed and now little Donnie is describing
an event he watched in Jersey City
after 911 that there doesn’t seem to be any evidence of happening.
Another symptom is exaggerating actual events. Last week Texas Senaterrible Rafael (I Don’t
Have A Clue) Cruz told of Syrians being caught trying to cross the Texas
border. The truth is the Syrians approached the authorities at the border and
asked for asylum.
Dr. Ben (NutJob Surgeon) Carson
may have the worst case. I believe he is
probably terminal. There is an antidote
for Fiorinaism: its facts, but of course facts won’t work for these boneheads
as facts are like Kryptonite to Republicans.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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