Here are a some real humps.
Cary (I’m Not Very) Sharp is the husband of Lahoma, OK mayor Theresa (I Married A Dumbass) Sharp. Cary and some of his buddies after a couple cases of beer thought it would be a good idea to dress up like KKK clansmen and take their picture lighting a cross. They said, “they didn’t mean no harm.” What do you expect from a state whose motto is Oklahoma is Okie Dopey?
A bonehead by the name of Marshal E. Leonard decided he would blow up a Wal-Mart store because they quit selling Confederate flags. Even though Marshal hales from Tupelo, Mississippi, I am pretty sure the E stands for eegit and not Elvis. Thankfully ole Marsh had flunked his bomb making class with the KKK and no one was hurt.
Arkansas preacher Jeff (Another Pinhead in the Pulpit) Crawford spouted this bullshit to the morons stuck in their pews on why women don’t have a choice about abortion. He told the ladies that God owns them. “What that means is that your arms and your legs and your head, it all belongs to God.” I noticed that he didn’t mention the part of the body where the babies come out. I am pretty sure when this asshole was born, his mom dropped him on his head.
Today is National King Tut Day and I think we are supposed to walk around like an Egyptian and sing this song all day.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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