Harrump Day

22 Republican Governors are showing just how faux Christian they are. They are all for turning down Syrian women and children refugees trying to escape their terrible situation.  I’ll bet Jesus is spinning in his grave. Oh wait, I forgot, he’s not dead, he is the original zombie.

Too bad these assholes and their supporters failed to read in their favorite book about helping the poor and disadvantaged. Their actions just proves that most of them don’t any more read the Bible than the man in the moon does. I mean why should they when they can get all the information they need from Faux News and ignorant boneheads like Dr. Ben (NutJob Surgeon) Carson and Franklin ( Daddy’s Little Moron) Graham. There are over 350,000 churches in this country and as far as I can tell not one church has stepped forward and said they would take a single refugee family.  Gee, what happened to all those folks that keep clamoring how we are a Christian Nation?  Of course if these were Syrian refugee fetuses wanting asylum, it would be a different story.

I get it why Texas Governor Gregg (Hell On Wheels) Abbott announced that he would not let any of the refugees in.  I’m pretty sure he thought the attacks over the weekend were in Paris, Texas.  

All these Republican boneheads want to do is ramp up the fear and paranoia so they can start another useless war. I think these facts from last week’s post bear another look.   

• The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimates that 153,144 people were killed by homicide in which firearms were used between 2001 and 2013, the last year that data are available (that number excludes deaths by "legal intervention").
• The Global Terrorism Database — which uses a criteria to determine terrorist attacks but also includes acts of violence that are more ambiguous in goal — estimates that 3,046 people in the U.S. died in terrorist or possible terrorist attacks between 2001 and 2014.

Dr. Ben (Nut Job Surgeon) Carson was asked how he would handle ISIS.  The good dumb doctor said he would bring in a international military coalition.  When asked who would be in that coalition and after much hem hawing around, he said it would probably include the armies of Jupiter, Mars and Saturn.


Stay tuned for future adventures.