Here are some really big ones.
In the race to be the state with the dumbest citizens and elected officials,
it looks like Tennessee is
pulling ahead. The Lt. Governor of Tennessee
Ron (Certified Gun Nut And Undisputed
Moron)
Ramsey encouraged all of the fine Christians in his state to get a
handgun.
Obviously he doesn’t trust
atheist, Hindus, Buddhist or any other religions to have guns and as we all
know because the
NRA (Nefarious Rabid Assholes) tells us so, that more guns, the
safer we are. Of course the real problem with that statement is that America
has more guns than any country in the world and we have more mass shootings
than any other country in the world.
Clark ( Homophobic Moron)
Plunk, city Commissioner in Lakeland Tennessee
went on his Facebook page and told the gay kid who wasn’t allowed to bring a
male friend from another school to his prom and was thinking about suing the
school,
“As a whole, gays are mean,
cruel spiteful people with an axe to grind, so let the little homo sue.”
Just another example of an elected official
serving all of his constituents, as long as their not gay.
Former preacher, musician, Governor and talk show blowhard
Mike (I Need A
Job)
Huckabee went on the TV and said “the mass shootings have nothing to do
with guns.” Well Mikey, since the mass SHOOTINGS were not by bow and
arrow, I would say they are all about GUNS. You would think by now
somebody in the Huckster’s family would have him back on his meds.
Not to be outdone in the incredibly
stupid department,
Dr. Ben (Nut Job Surgeon)
Carson
said he would be “much more comfortable” to know that there were more guns in
school.
I would be much more comfortable
if this bonehead would go back to practicing brain surgery on himself.
Ben the Bonehead would probably like this
bunch to hang at his kids school.
I am still stunned that the TeaNut Republicans haven’t jump on my idea about
guns and schools.
I have said this
before, but I’ll say it again.
Combine
schools and prisons and you have teachers, students and armed guards all in the
same building and the bad guys are locked up.
Snarly
Carly (I Can Run Any Company into the Ground)
Fiorina is certainly
living up to her reputation.
Four years
after her failed Senate campaign she still owed almost a half-million dollars
to 30 different groups.
One of her main
political strategist died right before the election and she didn’t pay his
widow the $30,000 that she owed until this year.
She did pay herself back over a million
dollars immediately after the campaign. Yeah that Snarly, she knows how to take
care of business. Remember if you want a lying sack of shit for President: Vote
for Snarly.
This page is in the new Texas
text books.
According to this, there
were no slaves, just migrant workers.
The publisher McGraw-Hill has published a apology for it, but I haven’t
heard a word from the assholes on the Texas Board of Education who approved it.
We did go see “The Martian” Monday and it was a great movie.
One of the best I’ve seen lately. I have to admit
I was a little upset that they didn’t mention Bill Bixby or Ray Walston, but I
got over it.
Stay tuned for future adventures.