Rare Saturday Edition

The United States has far more mass shootings than any other country in world.  The TeaNut Republicans want to blame this on mental illness.  The real deal is they want to blame anything other than guns. The problem with that statement is that other countries also have mental illness problems, but they don’t have the same problem with mass shootings. Of course the simple answer is that they don’t have the availability of guns like we do.  

The reason we need to talk about guns and our warped culture about guns is that the key word here is SHOOTINGS, not mass stabbings, mass bombings, mass poisonings or mass being bludgeoned in the head with a heavy object.  

I realize that the United States is a very young country compared to the rest of the world, but don’t you think it is time we grew up and quit playing with guns.

It appears that Douglas County Sheriff, John (Shoot First, Ask Questions Later) Hanlin who is handling the mass shootings in Oregon this past week is a certified gun nut.  He posted a video on his Facebook page after the Sandy Hook school shootings that said the shooting was a hoax.  The real hoax is this asshole being called someone who cares about his fellow citizens. I am pretty sure he believes guns make you safer.  .   

I have no idea who wrote this.  I found it on Facebook, but I felt it deserved to be passed along.

 "Or, hey, how about we treat every young man who wants to buy a gun like every woman who wants to get an abortion -- mandatory 48-hr waiting period, parental permission, a note from his doctor proving he understands what he's about to do, a video he has to watch about the effects of gun violence, an ultrasound wand up the ass (just because). Let's close down all but one gun shop in every state and make him travel hundreds of miles, take time off work, and stay overnight in a strange town to get a gun. Make him walk through a gauntlet of people holding photos of loved ones who were shot to death, people who call him a murderer and beg him not to buy a gun. It makes more sense to do this with young men and guns than with women and health care, right? I mean, no woman getting an abortion has killed a room full of people in seconds, right?"

And this tweet:

 
It seems I was a little bit hasty in jumping on Pope Frankie the Sissy for meeting with Kim (Homophobic Hick) Davis.  He didn’t meet with her privately. Little Kimmy and her low-life, lying piece-of-shit lawyer Mathew ( Look Up Shyster In The Dictionary And You Will Find My Picture ) Staver made up the story.  Probably what happened is that these two assholes were eating at Burger King when they saw the creepy Burger King mascot and thought he was the Pope.  




Stay tuned for future adventures.