In my world, politicians and preachers are both pimps.
Quick summation of last week’s Bengotcha hearings. Chairman Trey (I’m Just A Good For Nuthin Ole
Southern Boy) Gowdy, TeaNut Republican from South
Carolina, got his hat handed to him and boy did he
need it with that incredibly stupid hair-do of his.
Florida Senaterrible Marco (I’ve Got A Sugar Daddy) Rubio
says he is quitting the Senate because it’s just too hard. That’s what happens
when you buddy up with Sarah (Part-Time Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin. I guess he thinks being President is a easier
job. I understand his new campaign motto is: Vote for me. Maybe I won’t quit.
Donald (Hair-Brained) Trump said on the Today show that his
dad loaned him the measly sum of one million dollars and he took it and made
billions. He conveniently forgot to say
that when dear daddy died, he left Trumpy Poo and estimated 120 million
dollars. In other words, Donald made his money the old fashioned way. He
inherited it.
After hearing Dr. Ben (NutJob Surgeon) Carson mumble something stupid on TV, I am convinced that he performed a frontal lobotomy on himself while attending brain surgery school.
Pastor Ben (Another PinHead In A Pulpit)Bailey of the
Tennessee Gospel of Christ Ministries ask
his flock flakes how would they feel about their own parents aborting
them. I think they should have asked him
how he would feel if he had a brain.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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