Friday's Bubbles From My Soap Box

So here is a little something to ponder the next time you hear a NRA (Feverous Rabid Asshole) member rail on about how we need everyone carrying a gun to make America safer.  Yes sir, just like in the old wild west days. Two of the most famous places in our wild west history are Dodge City, Ka and Tombstone Ar, and there are plenty of accounts of how Wyatt Earp and his brothers tamed those two cities.  THEY TOOK AWAY EVERYBODY’S GUNS.  Yep when you came into town, you had to check your guns at the sheriff’s office.  Now if that doesn’t make a far-right gun-packin’ TeaNut Republican’s head explode, I don’t know what will.

You can always tell who the NRA member is in an AA meeting. He is the one to who says, “Hi, I’m Bill and I’m an alcoholic and I think the solution to our problems is more alcohol.  

One of the big mysteries of life to me and this could be bigger than why did the chicken cross the road, is why does Wolf (Clueless) Blitzer have a job?  Everybody knows that Fox News is simply the media arm of the Republican Party, they have an agenda to lie and give misinformation about President Obama and the Democrats and they do a good job of it.  CNN on the other is hand is simply incompetent.

Texas Governor Gregg (Hell On Wheels) Abbott announced that Texas would cut Planned Parenthood funding out of Medicaid and then yesterday state health department goons served subpoenas for patient records and for Planned Parenthood employees home addresses. Of course all of this is based on fraudulent videos made by an anti-abortion group of assholes.

This proves to me without a doubt that Gregg Pooh was hatched. Surly this asshole doesn’t have a mother. Yes I know he has a wife, but I understand she is from Stepford. I just don’t get why this jerk hates women.  It would make sense for him to hate trees, after all a tree fell on him and put his sorry ass in that chair for the rest of his miserable life.  

  Open letter to the Republicans of the Bengahzi panel.

Dear Assholes,
FUCK YOU and the narrow minded, intolerant, ignorant, mean-spirited, backward, racist, homophobic, misogynist and elitist asshole of an elephant you rode in on.     
Yours truly,
Rod Tanner




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