Oh boy, today’s the day that Jade Helm starts. That’s the
military exercise that is taking place outside of Bastrop,
Texas. You know the one where the Army is
going to lock everybody up in the Wal-Mart stores and take away everybody’s
guns. But have no fear, Operation “Counter
Jade Helm” or CJH as the locals like to refer to it, is a group of volunteers
who are going to be keeping a watch on everything to make sure none of this
happens.
The CJH, dumb name by the way, I don’t know why they didn’t
call it the Boneheads of Bastrop, anyway, it was started by these three
goobers, by Pete ( Paranoid) Lanteri, William (Terrified) Silaghi and John
(Unhinged) Spartan. Wow, Lanteri, Silaghi, and Spartan. Now those are three classic Texas names. They claim to
have ten thousand volunteers who are going to be driving around in an attempt
to document what’s happening. I figure
when you add the army into the mix of ten thousand rubber-neckers, the only
problem will be a large number of accidents.
Here is the real part I don’t understand about the CJH. What
exactly are they going to do if the Army starts rounding people up? The
military has soldiers, guns, tanks, helicopters and airplanes. The only things
these bonehead CJH volunteers have are low I.Q.s.
Wisconsin Governor Scott (Kochhead) Walker
came out of the gate swinging. Yes sir, he said his first day in office he
would repeal Obamacare and terminate the deal with Iran….that
is provided he is not in prison.
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