I believe the rant that South Carolina state senator Lee
(I’m Really Not Very) Bright spewed out to his fellow legislators last week
about saving the Confederate flag maybe the most incoherent piece of bullshit
uttered this year. He said, “I
watch the White House be lit up in the abomination colors!” Bright said. “It is
time for the church to rise up…. Romans chapter 1 is clear, the Bible is clear.
This nation was founded on Judeo-Christian principles and they are under
assault by men in black robes who were not elected by you.”
How that has anything to do with the Confederate flag is
beyond me. Little Lee baby doesn’t seem to remember what his hero and patron
saint of the TeaNut Republicans said about the country being founded on
Judeo-Christian principles.
The county commissioners in Marion county Florida have voted
to put the Confederate Flag back up at their government complex. Probably at their next meeting they will vote
to secede from Florida and with
Donald (Hair-Brained) Rump’s help they will build a wall around their
county.
A bonehead by the name of David (If You Are White, You Are
Alright) Fenogilo who owns a building across from the Montague county court
house here in Texas put up a six
foot wooden Confederate flag on the front of the building. He said it stood for
“Heritage, Not Hate.” In other words, being a racist is something that has been passed down for generations.
The entire staff (all three of them) at the Decatur,
Tennessee county clerks office resigned
last week over the same-sex marriage ruling even though no gays had requested a
marriage license so far. They said they
were doing it “for the glory of God,” I
do believe it is in the good book, right there on page 176, Ignoramus 3:17 “If
you don’t like something, do something stupid. That will show ‘em.”
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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