Friday Foolery

Looks like the accommodations for the Republican Convention are set.

Oh goodie, we have another bonehead who says he is going to climb into the ill-fated GOP Hindenburg.  Former Virginia Governor Jim (I Know, I’ve Never Heard Of Me Either) Gilmore says he checked his social calendar and didn’t have a thing penciled in for the next couple of years, so why not.  Jimbo was also a former U.S. Army Intelligence Officer.  I would say that this decision shows that the keyword here is former.

Little Jimmy says he thinks President Obama’s economic policies have been a big failure. Really?  Let’s see what Obama has done since inheriting George Warmonger Bush’s colossal financial implosion.

Here in Texas where people like to say everything is bigger, even the dumb stuff.  The new history books downplay the role of slavery in the civil war. Texas Education board member Pat (I Are A High School Graduate) Hardy says that the Civil War was fought over “states rights.” Not slavery.  Uh, yeah, the right for states to own slaves. It says so in the south’s declaration of secession eighteen times. 

This is just another example of a lame-brained TeaNut Republican rewriting history to suit their needs.  I can’t wait for the next edition to come out because I’m sure Texas wins the Alamo. 

I once read that the only reason Texas doesn’t fall into the Gulf of Mexico is because Oklahoma sucks so bad.  I am beginning to think that might be true. The Oklahoma Supreme Court ruled last week that the Ten Commandments monument in front of the state capitol would have to be removed. Oklahoma Governor Mary (I’ve) Fallin (And Can’t Get Up) says no way and is asking the state legislature to change their constitution.  That certainly fits right in with their state motto, Oklahoma: We’re Okie Dopey.

Here is another bonehead from the state of Loseranna, you know the fine state that has Governor Booby (Jihad) Jindal and Phil (Duck Dickhead Dynasty) Robertson. Dale (Dr. Kevorkian Ain’t Got Nothin’ On Me) Cox who is the acting District Attorney for Caddo Parish in Loseranna is all for the death penalty. Terminator Dale says we need to “kill more people.”  He went on to say, “Retribution is a valid societal interest,”  No Dale you dumbass, the death penalty is revenge, not retribution.  

Stay tuned for future adventures.