Wednesday Humps

Ohio Governor John (I Know, My Family Doesn’t Know Who I Am Either) Kasich has decided to take a seat on the Republican Presidential Hindenburg.  Little Johnny said in his announcement speech, “I am here to ask you for your prayers, for your support, for your efforts because I have decided to run for president of the United States.  Just read Matthew 25. Did you clothe the naked?”  I am assuming that since the rest of the field has already decided to go after gay folks and illegal immigrants that the only group left for kooky Kasich to rail against are nudist.

Donald (Hair-Brained) Rump is at the top of the Republican polls for President. I think the question posed this week had something to do with that result. It was “Who has the worse hair-do of the Republican candidates?”  Also it good to remember exactly who is all for this asshole. You can see for yourself right here.  

I understand there is a new sexy cook book coming out. It’s “Fifty Shades of Grey Poupon.”

Check out this “Jesus loves you, but not if you’re gay” Christian.  South Carolina pastor Darren ( Dare To Be Stupid) Squires has sent a letter to the Governor of that state asking if he can forbid gays from attending his church.  Dipshit Darren said, “It doesn’t matter if a man goes with a man, that’s his choice.”  Obviously it does matter to Double Dumb Darren or he wouldn’t be making an ass of himself, but as you can see from his facebook picture, being an asshole comes naturally to Dingbat Darren.   

Stay tuned for future adventures.