All 6 candidates from the Republican Party who have
officially tossed their hats halos into the ring to be President King and 4
more waiting stage far right were at South Carolina’s
Freedom Summit this past weekend. The amazing thing is that every single one of
them indicated that Jesus will be their running mate.
The other topic discussed was how President Obama tried to
disrupt their little “Jesus loves me more than you” fest by allowing tropical
storm Ana to come into South Carolina
the same weekend.
Word was that Obama signed an executive order allowing
Tropical storm Ana to break the rules by forming early. They said everyone knows that hurricane
season doesn’t start until June 1st. It’s been that way for two thousand years. It’s in the scriptures. Ignoramus 3;14 in the Bible clearly states that “thou shall
not blow until the rising of the sun on the first day of the 6th
month” and for a tropical storm to form that early was an abomination.
They all agreed it was just another way of Obama showing
that he wasn’t a good Christian.
In keeping with the age old Republican tradition of
flip/flopping, I noticed that Jeb (At Least I’m Not Neal) Bush has gone from
this
To this.
Jeb, what a dumb name, announced last week that brother Warmonger
was going to be his foreign policy consultant.
That’s like making Al Capone the warden.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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