Here are some real humps.
Texas State Represenitive Drew (Have Gun, Will Travel)
Springer is trying to get some legislation passed that would let folks who get
caught packing when going through airport security to be excused from being
arrested if they claim they forgot they had a loaded gun with them.
You see ole Drew got caught a couple of years ago and was
arrested for having a loaded gun in his suitcase. He told authorities that it
slipped his mind about the gun. If his legislation passes, I guess one would be
found Not Guilty by reason of stupidity.
Former Baptist preacher, former Governor and former talk show blow hard Mike (I Need A Job) Huckabee, as you can see he has a hard
time keeping a job, was questioned about his hawking a dubious cure for
diabetes to the folks of Arkansas. When asked if that was taking advantage of
ignorant people for a profit, ole Mikey said “I’m a Southern Baptist preacher,
that’s what I do”.
Jeb (At Least I’m Not Neal) Bush was asked this question
this week. “Knowing what we know today would you still attack Iraq?”
Little Jeb said yes. Then the next day Jeb said he misunderstood the question.
He thought she said, “Do you think Kim Kardashian has a nice rack?’
The Faux News blowhards are having a hissy fit over Michelle
Obama’s commencement speech. It seems they think she was being too black. I think they want her to be more 50 shades of
grey.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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