Looks like Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry and his wifey po
are going to be making a big announcement June 4th. Anita (I Married
An Idiot) Perry, the former first lady of Texas,
recently said she and her husband “have been discussing the future of this great
country and how our family can play a role.”
With Anita talking about how the Perrys can be of service to the
country, I’ve got my fingers crossed that they are going to announce that they
are moving to South America.
Faux News bullshit spreader Sandy (I’m Such A Blow Hard,
I’ll Blow Anybody) Rios said last week that the engineer of the fatal Amtrak
crash was a supporter of gay rights and may be gay himself, saying it was
likely “a factor” the crash. I believe
it is in Leviticus 9:13 or it might be
Ignoramous 12:23 where it says, “it
is an abomination to let a gay man drive a train…pull a train maybe, but not
drive one.”
OMG, the Clintons
made millions from paid speaking engagements and the TeaNut Republicans are
throwing a fit about it. A top Republican
said this country was built on “free speech”, not getting paid for it. Sounds
like sour grapes doesn’t it? The last
time anyone paid (above the table) for a Republican to talk was Ronnie (Bad
Actor, Worse President) Reagan on TV’s Death Valley Days.
Foreign policy has really thrown the Republican hopefuls for
a loop. When all of the front runners
were asked to name somewhere in the Middle East, the
most common answer was Virginia.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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